I’ve been sicky since Thanksgiving evening…thanks, Ma…so I’m a bit behind on the news of the day.

Poor Tiger Woods.

Is it my business that you were out of your bed at 2:25 AM? Have I ever heard any allegations of you being in someone other than your wife’s bed?

If the only real damage was a fire hydrant and the neighbor’s tree, I’m sure you will be happy to pay to replace both of those items. I’m not sure how much it will cost to repair the damage to your reputation for the allegations of domestic violence at your house, though.

As a former battered wife (in another marriage long, long ago), I really take exception to people who take lightly “domestic violence” and allegations thereof. Most couples have a spat now and then. Most couples don’t whup up on each other. I’m not sticking you or Elin with the tag because I wasn’t there and don’t know what happened to cause you to crash into the hydrant and the neighbor’s tree. Most times the neighbors have an idea of what’s happening next door…or two houses down, if there is a lot of yelling and hollering going on regularly. None of your neighbors has come forth to say you two regularly have problems over there. False allegations of domestic violence are as damaging as proven domestic violence.

I’m chalking this one up to “not my business”.